Dates
- Cover date
- 1982
- On sale
- February 1, 1982
- Pages
- 132
Editions and covers
Creators
Stories
- Gimme Shelter · 6 pages
Archie brings a bunch of stranded orphans to the Lodge mansion. While Mr. Lodge grumbles about the situation, Veronica and the staff are having a great time treating the kids.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Archie's mom bought a weird barometer-like object.
- Help Wanted! · 1 pages
Jinx is afraid her dad will spank her.
- Cheer Up · 6 pages
Betty and Veronica quit cheerleading, claiming that they are taking a moral stance against competition of any sort. Archie and Chuck find a way to get them rooting for Riverdale again.
- Reggie's Family Tree · 1 pages
Three of Reggie's disreputable ancestors: a swindler, a prisoner of war, and a cowboy.
- Forget Who? · 6 pages
Midge convinces Betty to date another boy to get her mind off the ungrateful Archie. Betty's new date soon gets tired of hearing himself compared to Archie all the time.
- Untitled · 1 pages
The computer revolution messes up Beazly's cooking.
- Scrapbook · 1 pages
Li'l Jinx keeps an album for all her "scraps".
- All Bottled Up · 4 pages
When nobody will lend him money, Little Jughead bets that he can hop in to a bottle.
- Eggs-It! · 1 pages
Moose gets confused by a cake recipe.
- The Image Maker! · 10 pages
The dastardly Sandman tries to crush P.O.P. by making an evil doppelganger of Mr. Lodge with a high-tech mirror.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Mr. Weatherbee forgot to get Mr. Svenson a raise.
- Vain Swain · 1 pages
Three two-panel gags of girls insulting Reggie.
- The Handwriting on the Wall · 5 pages
Moose is distraught because he thinks the world is going to end soon. Assuming Moose is just worried about traveling for an upcoming wrestling match, Archie and Jughead try to comfort him.
- Boxed In! · 5 pages
Li'l Jinx finds a crossword puzzle, and drives her father crazy asking for help solving it.
- A Boy's Best Friend · 6 pages
Veronica finds an unfamiliar lipstick in Archie's coat pocket, and thinks he's been two-timing her.
- Ate-Bawl! · 0.5 pages
Souphead ate his friend's ice cream.
- Floored! · 0.5 pages
Leroy scares Veronica by saying that something with no legs is running across the floor.
- Reform Storm · 5 pages
Archie tries to make Mr. Weatherbee happy by being more punctual.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Moose knows how scientists can fly a space probe around the sun: send it up at night!
- Wheeler Dealer · 6 pages
Betty tries to sell a painting to Mr. Lodge so she can buy a new dress.
- Prize Pupil · 1 pages
The ski instructor sends medics to follow Archie.
- Try Out · 1 pages
Charley is a very trying student.
- Yippy Hippy · 7 pages
Little Archie's hippie pen pal comes to visit and play with his band.
- Mirror Mirror On the Wall · 0.5 pages
Veronica says her mirror is too small.
- Too Funny for Words · 0.5 pages
Betty takes great pains with her makeup, only to have it covered with a fencing mask.
- The Resistance Movement · 5 pages
Mr. Weatherbee is being promoted and leaving Riverdale High for another school. When the new principal turns out to be a heavy-handed authoritarian, the students stage a protest to get Mr. Weatherbee back.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Miss Grundy lies about her age.
- Flower Power · 6 pages
Archie learns all about orchids from Mr. Lodge, and decides that one of the exotic blooms is the ideal way to get back in Veronica's good graces.
- Great Expectations · 2 pages
Li'l Jinx thinks her teacher's expectations are too high.
- Jump for Joy · 1 pages
Archie celebrates summer vacation by destroying his alarm clock.
- You Got to Hand it to Him! · 6 pages
Archie calls school to tell Mr. Weatherbee that he's late because the hand of his clock broke. But the principal thinks that Archie broke his own hand and comes over with a box of candy for him. To avoid telling the truth, Archie hastily wraps up his right hand in bandages.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Mr. Lodge thinks Veronica is going to a disreputable establishment, but it's only her hair salon.
- Basket Banter · 0.5 pages
Betty hides in a trash can at school.
- Break Flake · 0.5 pages
Mr. Lodge blames Archie for breaking a vase, even though Archie isn't around.
- A Moving Experience · 5 pages
Mr. Lodge decides to move his headquarters, and his family, out of Riverdale. Veronica's friends stage a sit-in to protest the move.
- Sleep Peep · 1 pages
Jughead wakes up each time the TV loses its picture.
- The Big Put Down · 6 pages
Veronica tries to convince Betty that Archie is rotten and not worth her time. She gets so worked up ranting about him that Mr. Lodge mistakenly thinks Veronica doesn't want to see Archie anymore.
- Beau Jest · 1 pages
Three 3-panel gags. Reggie whistles at a girl, won the school election, and is going to dine alone.
- Mail Wail · 1 pages
Betty is upset by the letter Archie sent her.
- Something Stupid · 6 pages
Archie is washing windows to prepare for a school inspection and Mr. Weatherbee is terrified that he will do something dumb during the visit.
Characters
Reprinted in
Archie's Pals 'n' Gals Double Digest Magazine (1992), Betty and Veronica Comics Digest Magazine (1983), Archie (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (2011)