Evil Ernie: Straight to Hell #5

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Cover date

May 1996

In stores

May 1, 1996

Pages

36

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• Hell To Pay · 24 pages

  Ernie heads back to Hell to take on Pagan and ends up facing a cadre of deadly demonic assassins. Ernie has his revenge on Pagan for banishing Lady Death from Hell. When he returns back to the real world, Ernie is confronted by Chastity who, rather than kill him as is her mission, decides to come on to him instead. After spurning Chastity's advances, Ernie decides the best way to achieve megadeath is with nukes.

Publisher’s description

In the chaos Mary and Billy escaped the bunker and Ernie is preoccupied with revenge for his mistress. Homicide is afraid that he has lost his vision for the task at hand and his use of live humans when he should be out making more dead-onez.                                                                                                                              As Ernie sleeps in hopes of finding Pagan, Chastity watches as she weighs up what she should do. Ernie reaches hell and defeats Pagans guards and starts slaughtering his council of leaders in an extremely bloody battle. Pagan holds Vassago hostage and warns Ernie that he will behead Lady Death's horse if he tries to kill him. Smiley take things into his own hands and rolls over to Pagan unnoticed and bites his foot, Pagan drops the axe and Ernie turns it around on him.. chopping off Pagan head.   Ernie drops off Vassago with Alfred and returns to earth to find Chastity stood before him. She tells him shes no longer going to try and kill him and if he wants to he can come help her on a murder spree headed towards Gracelands. Ernie bellows at her and she runs off broken hearted.