Dates
- Cover date
- January 1982
- On sale
- November 10, 1981
- Pages
- 132
Editions and covers
Creators
Stories
- A Friend in Need (Is a Pest) · 6 pages
Archie tells Jughead how happy he is to have two wonderful girlfriends, but both Veronica and Betty are seeing other guys.
- It Had to Be You · 6 pages
Mr. Lodge knows Archie is at the door without seeing him.
- Yawn Pawn · 1 pages
Jughead accidentally volunteers in class.
- A Mynah Incident · 6 pages
Archie buys a mynah bird for Veronica, thinking that he can teach it things to say that will remind her of Archie but things don't work out as planned.
- Who Needs 'Em · 7 pages
To Jughead's approval, Archie decides he's through with women, until he imagines living in a world without women.
- Professor Jughead Lectures On Mad Mad Medallions · 2 pages
Professor Jughead explains the significance of various medallions.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Archie's car is too unreliable for a trip upstate.
- Study Fuddy-Duddy · 6 pages
Archie and Veronica are studying together, but they require conversation, music, and food. Mr. Lodge tackles their homework to demonstrate how it would be better done in silence. Archie and Veronica take advantage of his concentration to enjoy some privacy.
- Late Date! · 1 pages
Charley doesn't know today's date since he only has yesterday's newspaper.
- The Hang Up · 6 pages
Archie has Jughead make fake phone calls to the Lodge Mansion to make himself look more impressive to Veronica.
- Two for the Money · 3 pages
Little Archie has money for two sodas and once again overlooks Little Betty.
- Food for Thought · Miss Grundy's Teach-In · 2 pages
Miss Grundy teaches the class about wild animals.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Archie suggests Betty get a government grant to cover the cost of new roller skates.
- To the Rescue · 5 pages
Archie and Veronica fear they've locked Mr. Lodge in his vault.
- Memories of You · 2 pages
Little Jughead pretends he has amnesia to get Little Archie to buy him sodas.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Archie tells Betty how much his dad enjoyed a movie.
- Reel Heel · 7 pages
Reggie uses a recording of Archie and Betty rehearsing a scene from a play to convince Veronica that Archie's two-timing her.
- The Toughest Breed · 2 pages
Information about cowboys in the United States of America.
- Party Doll · 1 pages
Jughead dresses up as a girl at attend Veronica's slumber party (but only for the snacks).
- Face Disgrace · 5 pages
With the Superintendent visiting, Mr. Weatherbee orders Archie and Jughead to remove all the smiling face stickers they pasted around the school.
- Untitled · 1 pages
The electricity is cut off in Jughead's home.
- Pick a Card, Any Card · 3 pages
Veronica is upset when Archie doesn't get her a greeting card for every single special occasion, including Millard Fillmore's birthday.
- Cheap Chariot · 2 pages
Archie wants to buy a motorcycle. His wallet tells him otherwise.
- The Bare Necessities · 1 pages
Jinx decides to run away, but she has to take along her portable television.
- The Love Bug · 6 pages
Pop is confused when the kids all wish to settle up their tabs at the same time.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Betty tries spying on Archie's notes to Veronica.
- Heroes Are Made · 6 pages
Archie tries to impress Veronica by telling tall tales of daring deeds. When the TV station broadcasts the stories he has to flee town in shame.
- Boon Tune · 1 pages
A harmonica player reminds Jughead that he's late for a corn-on-the-cob dinner.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Jughead's on his way to a memory improvement class with a bouquet of forget-me-nots.
- Doggie Do Your Thing · 5 pages
Hot Dog demonstrates his ability to do impressions.
- Bunch Crunch · 1 pages
Jughead tricks Archie into dealing with the Klobber Brothers.
- Vengeance is Mine Part 1 · 7 pages
Reggie repeatedly gets Archie in trouble with Mr. Lodge.
- Lunch Break Part 2 · 6 pages
Another round of Reggie pranks gets Archie in trouble at school, though one of them leads Reggie to accidentally beat up Betty thinking she's Archie.
- Brush Off Part 3 · 5 pages
Reggie strikes again, getting Archie stuck to a stool at the Chok'lit Shoppe.
- Count Down Part 4 · 5 pages
Archie tries to get revenge on Reggie by putting a voodoo curse on him, complete with bubbling cauldron and doll. Reggie retaliates by pretending to be a monster.
- Cool Thinking · 1 pages
Roz is shopping for a winter overcoat.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Jughead relates his uncle's bad luck in New York.
Characters
Reprinted in
Jughead's Double Digest (1989)