Dates
- Cover date
- August 1984
- On sale
- May 29, 1984
- Pages
- 132
Editions and covers
Creators
Stories
- Lip Service · 6 pages
Archie and Mr. Lodge are arguing about whose generation of music is better and Archie throws an electric guitar into the pool electrocuting Mr. Lodge. Archie gives him mouth to mouth resuscitation.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Mr. Weatherbee vows to end tardiness, which impacts Miss Beazly.
- The Confidence Game · 5 pages
Archie is given a briefcase full of money by Mr. Weatherbee to guard until it can be deposited at the bank in the morning.
- Spray Play · 1 pages
Miss Grundy orders a lot of seltzer water.
- The Dish · 6 pages
Pop Tate creates a new sundae that acts like a love potion.
- Float Boat · 1 pages
Veronica brags about her father's new boat.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Mr. Weatherbee buys a computer at the surplus store.
- Dear Diary · 6 pages
Betty writes about her day in her diary, while we see what actually happened.
- Stinkerism..as a Career · 6 pages
Archie speaks directly to the reader about stinkers, using Reggie as an example.
- Some Choice! · 1 pages
Li'l Jinx is pondering a choice given to her by Greg.
- Right Down the Line · 6 pages
While Archie and Betty observe protests at the local college, they imagine what life would be like if college students ran the country.
- The Cockamamie Box · 13 pages
It's Cockamamie Day, when students can get back all the items that were confiscated from them over the past year. One of the items Mr. Weatherbee finds is a letter addressed to him. Archie asks him not to open it, and tells the story behind it: he wrote it to Mr. Weatherbee when he thought he'd be leaving Riverdale, and when it turned out he wasn't moving, he tried desperately to get it back. When Mr. Weatherbee finally gets a chance to see the letter, it turns out it was Archie's confession that he thinks Mr. Weatherbee is a good man who wants the best for him.
- Race Pace · 1 pages
Veronica's cousin, Leroy challenges Archie to a race.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Mr. Weatherbee blames Mr. Flutesnoot for the rise in the water bill.
- The Sneeze Squeeze! · 5 pages
The last item from the Cockamamie Box is a lock that was hacksawed off Archie's locker. The story behind that one involves the time Archie felt a sneeze coming on and couldn't open his locker to get a handkerchief.
- Help! Help Wanted! · 0.67 pages
Archie helps Moose build a chair in shop class, if that's what you can call it.
- Queen Business · 5 pages
Veronica is selected Queen of the Ball and begins to take it too seriously.
- Thereby Hangs a Tail! · 0.5 pages
Veronica advises Archie not to attend an upscale party with a fox tail dangling from his car's radio antennae.
- Clothes Call · 0.5 pages
Veronica comes home from school upset that Betty wore the same dress she did.
- Beach Nut! · 6 pages
Archie has a job setting up umbrellas at the beach. He gets in trouble with both Betty and Veronica and another girl's boyfriend.
- Raving with Reggie · 1 pages
Three unrelated two-panel gags.
- A Share Package · 1 pages
Gigi tricks Jinx into sharing her candy.
- Pot Luck · 5 pages
Little Archie tries to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
- It's the Law · 6 pages
Betty wants to follow all the rules and laws. Veronica and Archie encourage her to live a little.
- My Problems as a Teen-ager · 6 pages
Archie's typical day deciding what to do.
- Struck Out · 0.5 pages
Reggie talks to Archie about his frustrations with Veronica using baseball metaphors.
- Paint in the Neck · 0.5 pages
Archie and Reggie decide to go to a modern art show.
- The Pageant · 4 pages
Miss Grundy and the students decide to put on a pageant to celebrate the 4th of July. Mr. Weatherbee invites the school superintendent to attend the pageant.
- Too Much · 1 pages
Li'l Jinx is the umpire at a baseball game.
- Disc-us · 1 pages
Veronica surprises Coach Kleats with her ability to throw the discus.
- The Town Crier · 6 pages
Veronica tries to keep Archie away from Mr. Lodge while he is entertaining members of the town council.
- Exam Week · 6 pages
Archie and Jughead search for a means to pass their exams without studying.
- Turnabout · 0.5 pages
Li'l Jinx and Gigi have a conversation about Greg.
- In a Class by Himself! · 6 pages
Archie shocks his lazy friends by saying he intends to go to summer school, but his announcement inspires them to sign up for summer school themselves.
- The Reaction! · 1 pages
Archie reacts to Betty's new bikini.
- Untitled · 1 pages
Mrs. Andrews sends Archie to pick up meat and Mr. Andrews insists that he hurry.