Dates
- Cover date
- Spring 1989
- Pages
- 52
Editions and covers
- Original editionSource ↗
Creators
Stories
- The Long Way Home: A True Story · 4 pages
Mary is left stranded at midnight by her friend after attending a sleazy rock club. Her ex-boyfriend gives her ride and on the way picks up three people he doesn't even know.
- Untitled · 6 pages
Gracie recounts her latest dream, involving travelling through Europe in an all-dog opera house.
- Fred & Frank are on Vacation · 1 pages
Fred goes looking for some postcards in a country where he doesn't speak the language.
- Warm in Winter · 6 pages
In freezing Winter Paris, Bloodi breaks into a pharmacy and steals some drugs only to wind up in jail.
- Hats Across America · 1 pages
Howie is getting ready to send supermarket coupons to starving kids in Ethiopia.
- My Life in Art · 8 pages
Dale is an artist who paints bricks and can't get recognition for his work.
- Elvis is Alive! · 1 pages
The whereabouts of some supposedly dead celebrity musicians.
- The Casebook of Doctor Feelgood · 4 pages
Dorman once again complains of his dog Ping when paying a visit to Dr. Feelgood.
- The Penance · 1 pages
Dorman, as always annoyed by his dog Ping, drops some of his clothes on top of him.
- Heavy Stuff · 1 pages
Ping, thinking his master is challenging him with a profound philosophical question,, describes to himself what his function in life is.
- The Baby Godzilla Story · 1 pages
Baby Godzilla narrates his life story starting from his screen debut to his life after his movie career was over.
- Danger Vacation · 5 pages
A dangerous trip down the legendary River of Blood to find the long-lost City of Gnor-Loc.
- What's the Use of Gettin' Sober? · 2 pages
Old Sam's pop tries to get him to stop drinking in this sequence that adapts most of the lyrics to Jordan's version of the 1942 novelty song "What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)."
- Wonder Wart-Hog and the Merciless, Menacing, Masked Meanie! · 4 pages
The resurrected Masked Meanie challenges Wonder Wart-Hog to a drag race.
- The Firkin Version · 1 pages
Firkin shows the human weirdness he sees when just going about his regular business.
Characters
Reprinted in
Beer Nutz (1991), Slutburger Stories (1990), Slutburger (1991), Life of the Party: The Complete Autobiographical Collection (1996)