Cud Comics #1

Dates

Cover date

November 1995

On sale

1995

Pages

36

Editions and covers

• Original edition

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Creators

Stories

• You Can Bank On It · 8 pages

  Eno decides to visit the sperm bank and becomes the star depositer.

• Untitled · 0.1 pages

  The cat's day.

• Untitled · 5 pages

  Mickey is captured by pirates in the Orient.

• Comic Cure · 1.5 pages

  Debauched cartoonist Terry LaBan saves a life.

• Eno in the Army · 0.25 pages
• Small Eno and Plum · 0.25 pages
• A Lot of These Old Houses Have Them · 1 pages

  The roaches attack the cat.

• Revenge Au Lait · Angie O'Plastey · 3 pages

  Angie wants revenge on the café that's fired her.

• Untitled · 5 pages

  When Mickey refuses the attentions of the serpent lady he is tortured.

• Where Is the Dope of Yesteryear · 2 pages

  Seymour breaks out some pot from Woodstock.

Publisher’s description

In this first issue, we've got stories bursting out all over: Eno & Plum (the main characters) star in the stroke-of-genius story, "You Can Bank on it." Eno discovers that he can make money as a sperm donor, and soon becomes famous for the quantity and quality of his, um, donations. Can he win a "donating" competition against a fat, pimply fanboy? "Mickey Pimple, Teen Adventurer" is an action-adventure story in which Mickey, a character who bears an odd resemblance to Tintin, narrowly escapes the dreaded girl pirates of the Malay Coast; refuses the advances of the Serpent Woman; unknowingly protects a CIA heroin-smuggling operation; rescues and is rescued by young Artemis Urethra (daughter of millionaire shipping magnate Georgio Urethra) and her bodyguard, Geraldine "Bulldagger" Jones; and pals around with Barney, his bass-ackwards dog. Eno & Plum's pal, Angie O'Plastey, is an obnoxious li'l skinhead-punk gal. When she gets fired from her coffee-shop job for having a bad attitude, she becomes fixated on revenge! She starts a gang war, then creates the cafe's newest flavor sensation -- with a little help from the city's sewer system! Plum's dad, Seymour Riverpeace, is an aging-hippie-turned-wealthy-entrepreneur who's usually busy smoking giant spleefs around his office. In "Where is the Dope of Yesteryear?" Seymour takes Eno & Plum to visit his cryogenic weed-storage vault. When dad hauls out some ancient pot he bought at Woodstock, he discovers a thorny problem: how do you get vengeance on somebody who sold you bad dope 25 years ago? How many comics give you that much story in less than 32 pages, huh? It's so much fun, it doesn't have to just be your favorite comic -- it can be your best friend! Any way you look at it, Cud Comics will leave you with something to chew on.

Characters

Reprinted in

Eno and Plum: A Cud Comics Collection (1997)