Dates
- Cover date
- March 1970
- On sale
- December 30, 1969
- Pages
- 52
Editions and covers
- Original editionSource ↗
Creators
Stories
- True Fat · Grit and Bear It Dept. · 6 pages
Parody of the film "True Grit"; a spoiled brat teams up with a drunken marshal and a dimwitted Texas Ranger to track down the man who murdered her father.
- The Facts of Life (& Death) · Bitter Things for Bitter Living Through Chemistry Dept. · 2 pages
Examples, in verse, of how our modern lifestyle is slowly killing us.
- If TV Shows Were Actually Like Their Capsule Descriptions · Condensed Milking Dept. · 3 pages
Television programs provide the literal content of their TV Guide summaries.
- During a Summer Shower · 1 pages
A man avoids a tree during a lightning storm, but doesn't get the results he anticipated.
- Mad's Do-It-Yourself Modern Movie Ads · Slime Pickings Dept. · 2 pages
Generic movie posters with fill-in-the-blanks and words provided so the reader can make their own movie posters with critic quotes.
- The Lighter Side of Family Gatherings · 5 pages
Cynical look at family reunions and relations.
- What Is a Born Winner? · Every Clod Has a Silver Lining Dept. · 2 pages
Analysis of what makes certain people luckier than others.
- Mad's Lifetime Chart of Attitudes and Behaviors · Stage of Mind Dept. · 4 pages
Examples of how perceptions of current issues change as a person ages are told.
- Future Instant Predictions · Data Knows Best Dept. · 2 pages
Television news programs' desire to predict the outcome of an event is extended to other television genres.
- Spy vs. Spy · 1 pages
The White Spy lures the Black Spy into a trap.
- A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at the U. S. Congress · Inside-Ouch Dept. · 2 pages
The antics behind the scenes at Congress is depicted.
- A Mad Look at Celebrities in Real-Life Situations · V.I. Peek Dept. · 3 pages
Celebrities are placed in ordinary circumstances and their reactions depicted.
- Spy vs. Spy · 1 pages
The Black Spy lures the White Spy into a trap with fake rocks.
- Joe Namath's Wallet · Give Our Regards to Broadway Joe Dept. · 2 pages
Examples of the items found in Joe Namath's wallet.
- One Day in the Mountains · 1 pages
Two mountain men sample the product of another mountain man's still.
- Mad Green Paper: The State of Our Suburbs · The Wrong Side of the Tracts Dept. · 4 pages
Suburban life is examined by a television news reporter.
Reprinted in
Mad Special [Mad Super Special] (1970), The Medicine Mad (1977), Mad (2018), A Mad Big Book [Mad Zaps The Human Race!] (1984), Mad's Greatest Artists: Mort Drucker (2012)